Music needs editing 2 - (Image: Battle of the sexes)

This one needs a female singer with a manly voice. The male version sounds much better. It could make for a good gay song remake however, its so good it should be mainstream

Male version




Female version




Just tell me what you've got to say to me
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth
It comes as no surprise at all you see
So cut the crap and tell me that we're through

Now I know your heart, I know your mind
You don't even know you're bein' unkind
So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
Just use me up and then you walk away
Boy, you can't play me that way

Well I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you

CHORUS:

I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman

When I saw my best friend yesterday
She said she never liked you from the start
Well me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart

And you're such a charming, handsome man
Now I think I finally understand
Is it in your genes? I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
Why did you play me this way

Well I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you

Edited music 1

Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop....
(boom boom boom boom)
Call my baby lollipop
Tell you why
Her kiss is sweeter than an cherry pie
And when she does his shaky rockin' dance
Man, I haven't got a chance
I call her
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop

Note that this song was sung by the Chordettes in 1958 and a variation was used for Lifesavor lollipops when they came out.

A flash of similarity but a world of difference

+Natalie Portman

• Multi-racial (Israeli-American)
• She has her own brand of vegan footwear (a real businesswoman)
• Experienced kisser
• Has connections in Vogue: you might get to see a fashion show live
  
• She loves learning languages: French, Japanese, German, Arabic

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• Can get into your head with her Pychology degree
• You'll never hear the end from Star Wars fanatics

+Sasha Grey

• Younger (by 7 years..)
• She's an artisit to the core: is publishing a photographic book
• More experience than Portman (can be good and bad)
• Has connections in Playboy: you might get a tour of the Playboy mansion
• You'll never have to worry cause she's stopped acting in porn films
• She loves music: is also a DJ

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• "Most people are not comfortable knowing other men are banging their gf. I knew two performers who always had competitions on who fucked more people in that week"

Photos of the Neü Sex book and the Vegan designer footwear

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Scrappage - Can't finish

In cold blood
You know when they say: Welcome ladies and gentleman to the arena we have awsome fighters etc etc
Well there was none of that here. This fight club was on the other side of town

"Hey chump! no weapons allowed in!"
okay back and forth to the car. Slid my .45 under the driver's seat.

"Chump! no cell phones either"
I just ignored him


Inspired by Donald Stephenson

Scrappage - inspired by Michael Crichton (prologue)

ROOM number 743
"Okay they're getting inside the room, I'm not getting a clear picture on the camera. A lot of guests. Too many. I can't see who's getting in or out. How did so many people get into the lobby?"

"Ahh great. The door is closed. A12 zone into room 743 lounge..."

It took me a long time to get here. Carrying those EMBRYOS isn't the easiest thing especially on a moving train.
"£10,000 upfront"
Deal.
Now all I've got to do is get out of this city.
Had somebody following me here but they shouldn't be a problem
"Wait. This isn't what I asked for"

"Hey guys they're now getting out of the room...they're approaching the elevator...they're in...where they going...Ground floor....they're exiting the building, THEY'RE EXITING THE BUILDING! Somebody follow them




"Nice place. So who are we waiting for?"
"Mr Kiriakis. Yeah Kiriakis owns this hotel. I spend a lot of...free time..here..Ahh here he is.
They should have brought a professinal lab man to look at the samples. Free money for me. But then the trouble started when those guys following me finally caught up. Mr Kiriakis thought I was a cop, took me for randsom

Scap Narratives - where they begin

If a narrative be it a movie or book isn't complete, i.e published, it has to be flexible enough to change. These kind of videos actually do have that quality. Lets see:

• Anfan (the protagonist) could be in his head making the antagonist a psycho OR Anfan could be real

• He could have raped the girl OR they just had sex, then she later crys rape

• The lawyers could be the girls, or Anfan's lawyers

• He could have won the case and wasted his money on the ladies OR he could have lost the case

• He's on the run for any number of reasons
  

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It is not too late, it's our home so don't say that it's fate
We must not give up to build our future on our dreams
We will never lie down to die
But we'll find a way to survive
we all have somebody we love
we know that's why we're here

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