Christian Grrls

So, okay, my friend Kristie, she was sort of mentoring this Christian girl Erin, I mean, she was Baptist, for god's sake. I was like, "Oh my god! I just REEK of sin, because I suck guys, she's going to KNOW, she's going to HATE me." Then I find out she's SUCKING the YOUTH minister at her church!

I mean, the three of us, me, Kristie and Erin, we'd go to church every Sunday. Erin would roll this joint, and we'd smoke it, it was like 420 except it was like, 1020, and then we'd go in and sit way down in front.


Church is awesome when you are stoned, the music, the preacher... So he's going through these things, and I realize, I've DONE THEM ALL! YOU know, fornication, sodomy, adultery, (well, I'm not married but a few of the guys were) It was awesome!

So then there's this alter call, where you go turn your life over, and I'm getting up and Kristie grabs me. She's like, "Sit the fuck down, Jamie! What are you doing? God!" So she rescued me from the Fate Worse than Death, because if I got converted, I'd have to suck off the Youth Minister like Erin.

So, anyway, watch out for those Christian Grrls, you never know what you are getting into.

Love,

Jamie

PS, My Ex-roomie Jenny is probably the kind of Christian Girl you have in mind, you know, the Young Life, True Love Waits shit. Jenny is all legs, tits, and blonde hair and makes ME look like doggie-doo-doo. She married this guy she is getting ready to get divorced from, so then she'll be a Ruined Woman. You need a special category for EX-Christian grrls, oh my ghod!

PPS, The Youth Minister was kind of hott...