Christian Grrls

So, okay, my friend Kristie, she was sort of mentoring this Christian girl Erin, I mean, she was Baptist, for god's sake. I was like, "Oh my god! I just REEK of sin, because I suck guys, she's going to KNOW, she's going to HATE me." Then I find out she's SUCKING the YOUTH minister at her church!

I mean, the three of us, me, Kristie and Erin, we'd go to church every Sunday. Erin would roll this joint, and we'd smoke it, it was like 420 except it was like, 1020, and then we'd go in and sit way down in front.


Church is awesome when you are stoned, the music, the preacher... So he's going through these things, and I realize, I've DONE THEM ALL! YOU know, fornication, sodomy, adultery, (well, I'm not married but a few of the guys were) It was awesome!

So then there's this alter call, where you go turn your life over, and I'm getting up and Kristie grabs me. She's like, "Sit the fuck down, Jamie! What are you doing? God!" So she rescued me from the Fate Worse than Death, because if I got converted, I'd have to suck off the Youth Minister like Erin.

So, anyway, watch out for those Christian Grrls, you never know what you are getting into.

Love,

Jamie

PS, My Ex-roomie Jenny is probably the kind of Christian Girl you have in mind, you know, the Young Life, True Love Waits shit. Jenny is all legs, tits, and blonde hair and makes ME look like doggie-doo-doo. She married this guy she is getting ready to get divorced from, so then she'll be a Ruined Woman. You need a special category for EX-Christian grrls, oh my ghod!

PPS, The Youth Minister was kind of hott...

a friend betting that he could fuck the other friends daughter and then making his friend watch

Ray's a huge success with the ladies and shows off, telling Harry he can have any woman in the bar he wants, and they sometimes turn it into a bet.

Ray doesn't always win, but his success rate is high. Of course, he sometimes jokes that he wouldn't mind a go with Jessica, Harry's wife, and Harry's tempted to make it a bet, because he knows Jessica hates Ray and his womanising ways

Annoyed at losing big money bets, Harry finally puts his wife forward, suggesting that there's no way that Ray could seduce her. To his surprise, Ray declines the bet - "Sorry, mate, but she's out of my age range - You're ten years too late - I never fuck anyone over 30..."

"Of course, your Vicki's 18 now - And she's quite cute, for a bookworm... " Harry thinks about it - would his sweet, innocent, chaste, virginal, God-fearing daughter fall for Ray's smarmy charms? She'd always said she wouldn't have sex until her wedding night. Plus she heads the school's Purity League. She doesn't even date and shows no interest in doing so anytime soon, so Harry can't lose... right?

literotica by BlackDahlia

Drama, real. like a soap

By the time Tressa Middleton was 11, she was already heading for disaster. She had been excluded from school for fighting. Then, it emerged that she was pregnant.

Tressa's baby was the product of a rape and the child's father - the perpetrator of the attack - was her own brother. Last year, Jason Middleton, then 19, was jailed for four years for the attack. He was 16 when it happened, five years older than his sister.

Until now, Tressa has 'gone along' with the Lolita tabloid version. Even her parents didn't know. "All those people out there think I'm some kind of slut, but they don't know how it really was," she says."I was about 7 when he started on me and when Jason first did it, I didn't know it was wrong. When I did, I blamed myself. He was usually drunk. Sometimes he bribed me, blackmailed me, to do it. He'd say he was going to tell Mum. He'd give me things - joints, drink, cigarettes. Or he'd threaten me." She doesn't know how many times they had sex, but it sounds like a regular occurrence. Jason's dreadful secret was safe while she was still too young to conceive.

Now, one would imagine that an 11-year- old girl falling pregnant should sound immediate 'abuse' alarm bells with doctors and teachers, if not with parents. In this case, though, there was a smokescreen. It has always been reported that the father of Tressa's child was another teenager, also called Jason, with whom she had sex on a drunken night out. This was partly true and this young man - Jason Cameron, who was 15 at the time, also pleaded guilty to having unlawful intercourse with a girl under 13. Tressa admits that liaison happened, and that she later lied about Jason Cameron being the father of her child. He always claimed that the dates involved made it impossible.

How did her parents react, then, when Tressa finally broke the news that her own brother was the father of her child? "I'll never forget her reaction. She said "you lying b*****d". She told me to go to bed, that I was drunk. Even when the DNA tests were done, my mum wouldn't have it. She wanted me to retract my statement. It has ripped the family apart." Her mother's stance has caused her to wonder about their whole relationship. In her darkest moments, she wonders if her mother even knew about the abuse.

The discovery that she was once a self-harmer somehow doesn't come as a surprise. The smoking started then, too. Cannabis not long after. Her mother knew? 'Yeah. She didn't care. She was drunk herself most of the time.'Tressa's story finds corroboration from some unlikely sources. The barrister representing her brother Jason on his rape charge tried to use the shocking home environment as a defence for the fact that he raped his sister.

She talks about appealing to the courts for access to her child, but in truth that may not happen until her daughter turns 18, by which time she will be legally entitled to trace her birth mother. The big question is whether, by then, Tressa can be the sort of mother a child would want to find. She says she is clean of drugs now, and has 'cut back massively' on the amount she drinks. She is now heading into adulthood in a new relationship, with a 24-year-old called Darren, who 'is the first man to treat me nicely'. She has career plans for the first time in her life, and is hoping to join the Army.

Jack Osbourne's Niki Cloyd

Jack Osbourne's ex girlfriend Niki Cloyd

She caused $10,000 worth of damage to his home and Aston Martin after flying into a violent rage

Happier times: The former couple on holiday in Hawaii in January

Shenae Grimes wore nothing but her t-shirt on

Shenae Grimes from 90210

Jack Osbourne's ex girlfriend Niki Cloyd

She caused $10,000 worth of damage to his home and Aston Martin after flying into a violent rage

Happier times: The former couple on holiday in Hawaii in January

The 20-year-old was visiting a gifting suite in the swanky shopping district of Los Angeles and she might have been well-advised picking herself up a pair of trousers.

Shenae Grimes plays Annie Wilson in the spin-off of the 90s series Beverly Hills, 90210 wihich turned her (and Jason Priestly, Shannen Doherty and Luke Perry) into instant stars.

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