Have a break

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

ITALY: A salesman who handed in a wallet containing more than £700,000 in travellers’ cheques is suing the owner over his £500 reward. Simone Chiessi, 31, of San Martino, claims he should have received a tenth of the money. ‘I thought he was pulling my leg. I saved him a fortune, he should have been fair,’ he said.

Friday, 19 March 2010

persona1.2

Man on a cloudy hill. Behind him what appears to be a dragon, still cloudy and not clear

Man: Good job

Dealer: ...

Man: You can go now. We'll keep our end of the bargain

Rikki: What do you want from me?!

Man: [Cold stare] a child.

Man: We can do it right here I suppose [RIP!]

Geese: Don't you lay another hand on her

Man: You must be her "Protector"

Geese: [Ready to fight]

Man: What are you protecting her from?

Geese: [Ready to fight]

Man: The only human who can cross breed between the outer races...

Geese: ...makes the stakes are high

Man: Yes you understand. Its now time to have sex hehehe

Geese: Not if I can help it [Draws sword]

Man: [Having sex with Rikki]

Rikki: Stop. stop. Geese help me!

Geese: [Hitting the man's dragon skin with sword, hardly penetrating]

Man: You're probably wondering [huff puff] why I didn't fly somehere secluded

Geese: You bastaard! Arrrgggggg! [Wack wack]

Man: We have no [puff] attraction to humans [huff huff]

Man: So [Huff puff] my plan was to get the two of you here [Wheez]

Man: And get some [hey] action [phew]

Rikki: How [shag shag] could I be [shag] so stupid ...with the dealer

***

Man: There there. shoo shoo. Don't cry

Geese: [Completely exhausted from hitting the man-dragon]

Man: I cannot breathe here much longer. My work here is done

Man: [Departs]

Geese: Oh god Rikki

Rikki: Lets...get out of here....

Geese: Nnnnnoooooooooooooo! [Echo]

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persona1.1

Motorgirl is on the highway. Cloudy skys. Thunder and Lightning

Mobile: Where are you?

Rikki: I told you not to call me when I'm riding Geese

Geese: Just tell me

Rikkik: No

Geese: What?

Rikki: I said no. Give me some slack okay? 2 hours and I'll be back

Geese: You know I can't do that

Rikki: Oh poor Geese, under strict orders :(

Rikki: Well you can tell them to bugga off!

***

Rikki stops the bike behind a car, still on the highway

Rikki: You got the stuff?

Dealer: 12 rounds...

Rikki: Hand em over, I've got your money right here

Dealer: Wait wait...not so fast

Dealer: I did a little background check on you..., and...

Dealer: Why is a girl like you so eager to buy all this

Rikki: What is this an interrogation?

Rikki: You going to hand over the ammo or do I have to look elsewhere

Dealer: Get in the car

Rikki: WhaatT?

Dealer: GET, in the car

Rikki: Some lowlife you like ...[956..] will wish you'd never met me [073 444...]

Rikki: Geese, I've run into trouble some [JAB] Urrggghh Zzzzzz.....

Dealer: Hello yes, as you can see we have her. Don't try anything funny.

Geese: Name your price

Dealer: The Dragon do not have a price (!)

Geese: You are working for the Dragon? What are they doing here?

Dealer: I suggest you steer clear else you won't be seeing Rikki in one piece

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