Man on a cloudy hill. Behind him what appears to be a dragon, still cloudy and not clear
Man: Good job
Dealer: ...
Man: You can go now. We'll keep our end of the bargain
Rikki: What do you want from me?!
Man: [Cold stare] a child.
Man: We can do it right here I suppose [RIP!]
Geese: Don't you lay another hand on her
Man: You must be her "Protector"
Geese: [Ready to fight]
Man: What are you protecting her from?
Geese: [Ready to fight]
Man: The only human who can cross breed between the outer races...
Geese: ...makes the stakes are high
Man: Yes you understand. Its now time to have sex hehehe
Geese: Not if I can help it [Draws sword]
Man: [Having sex with Rikki]
Rikki: Stop. stop. Geese help me!
Geese: [Hitting the man's dragon skin with sword, hardly penetrating]
Man: You're probably wondering [huff puff] why I didn't fly somehere secluded
Geese: You bastaard! Arrrgggggg! [Wack wack]
Man: We have no [puff] attraction to humans [huff huff]
Man: So [Huff puff] my plan was to get the two of you here [Wheez]
Man: And get some [hey] action [phew]
Rikki: How [shag shag] could I be [shag] so stupid ...with the dealer
***
Man: There there. shoo shoo. Don't cry
Geese: [Completely exhausted from hitting the man-dragon]
Man: I cannot breathe here much longer. My work here is done
Man: [Departs]
Geese: Oh god Rikki
Rikki: Lets...get out of here....
Geese: Nnnnnoooooooooooooo! [Echo]
***
No comments:
Post a Comment