Accountant
Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
Auditor
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Banker
The fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)
The fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)
Economist
An expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
An expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Statistician
Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
Programmer
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Lawyer
A person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
Psychologist
A man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
Consultant
Someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
Diplomat
Someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Lawyer
A person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
Psychologist
A man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
Consultant
Someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
Diplomat
Someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip
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